Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Literally translated

Literally translated from diffy. . .

Wife vs mother

This article sends the gentleman, sends duplicate woman

You are filial your mother are should, but you should love your wife
When has the domestic dispute, thought clear speaks again:

1. You are your mother flesh, therefore your mother is good to you is inborn should.
Your wife is your wife she the mother flesh, your wife is good to you, is not inborn this you.

2. Your mothers live your time, the untold hardships, suffer extreme distress, that is your father creates, therefore your father should --- also be his child he the mother ----- is good to your mother.
Your wife later will give birth to you the child, the untold hardships, will suffer extreme distress, will be you creates, therefore you should --- also be your child she the mother ---- are good to your wife.

3. How no matter you do, your mothers all are your mother.
If you are not good to your wife, you can forever lose her.

4. Initially your mother gave birth to you, was not you asks her? You have not given you mother promise "I all to listen to your"?
Now you had the wife, initially was you woos, proposes?
You give you wife promise "I forever to cherish your"?

5. If you can fortunately live 100 years old, your mother merely is responsible for your 1 to 20 years old, occupies your life 1/5.

If you marry of 25 years old die of 100 years old, your wife can live for 75 years with you, occupies your life 3/4.

6. Your mothers if really love you, should let you be happy.
You if the future will love your child, you will be able to give you the son biggest loves are love him the mother.

7. Your wives are look after you the half a lifetime person, your mother should thank your wife. Your mother's after half a lifetime needs you and your wife looks after, you should thank your wife.

8. Your mothers love you are natural, each old hen can love own chicken young, is does not use the cerebrum.
Your wife not only has the love to you also to have the appreciation, the gentleman dies for the friend has heard?

I’m quite sure that even with the jumble up sentences… you would understand what it means… go figure…

Monday, June 26, 2006

2 paragraph and an article

Saturday night, I’m “suppose” to go back home sleep after a long event day… but didn’t … went back to Andy’s office to pick up my car… bob’s sleeping at venue… now what am I going to do… long drive back home… mind doze off… made calls to Nora n Maya. Affirm to call back… Well nothing else to do… it’s near midnight… but it’s still early… hmmm…. Went off to “someplace” that I’m not supposed to go off on a working weekends… get a few drinks… have a chat with some ladies…

…pause…

wake up at 5.30am in someone’s bed… went back straight home… splitting headache… shower… get some McDonalds coffee… totally forgot about the call back and phone… checked… 1 missed call… sorry… head back to Andy’s office… head’s getting clear a bit… damn… another working weekends… reach event venue on time… and there goes another day…


Be Prepared For A One-Night Stand
By David Strovny

You're at a social event and you finally gathered enough nerve to approach the longhaired brunette with the buns of steel. To your absolute shock and elation, she actually treated you like a good-natured man and not a salivating monster.

As you begin getting comfortable (as does she), you begin to realize that she may actually be flirting with you. If you didn't know better, you could swear that this tanned, toned tamale will be running her nails down your back that same night in sheer pleasure and agony.

Which leads me to today's sex tip: how can you ensure that a one-night stand can garnish you with the reputation of a Don Juan, while making your momentary madam feel like a princess? Follow these little morsels of information and any woman will consider herself lucky to be in your hands (as well as having you present yourself within).

Keep it clean
First and foremost, I recommend that before you go out, you take a very deep cleansing shower and scrub everywhere. Get into all those little nooks and crannies, especially if you want your sidekick to enjoy giving you a tongue-lashing experience. Oh yeah, and try not to sweat up a storm at the club either.

Make sure that your hands are washed, you smell good and for goodness sake, chew some minty gum... it can make a world of difference.

Now, depending on what she's been up to that night, going downtown to pay her privates a visit is somewhat dicey. If she's been sweatin' to the oldies like a wild woman, then I don't recommend that you open wide for a taste of the gravy train -- it won't be very tantalizing. If you're at a motel, bring her into the shower with you or better yet, the Jacuzzi. That way you'll both come out clean and enjoy each other's bodies enthusiastically.

Taking her home
If you don't live alone or worse, you live with your parents, and then don't bring her to your place. She won't be comfortable no matter how tipsy she is. The whole point of a one-night stand is to ensure a wild evening of passion, rather than having to shush one another the entire way through.

As I mentioned with personal hygiene before, make sure your place is clean and tidy before you leave the house. There's nothing that can ruin the moment like your lady watching you remove half of your wardrobe off the bed -- not exactly a sexual mood enhancer if you know what I mean.

Also, make sure that your favorite music is already in the CD player for easy access. And you should also have alcohol handy in order to make her a drink -- and I'm not referring to a brewskie).

If the sex has already started
If you guys already began your sexual adventure in the car on the way to your place, then screw the music (not literally) and once you open the door to your house, put her up against the wall and kiss her as though she's water and you've been stuck on a desert for 4 years. Women love spontaneity, but don't begin ravishing her right away.

Foreplay is important even if it may be the last time you ever see her (depending on how good it is, of course). Even if all you want to do is penetrate her into oblivion, remember that this is your chance to be creative and make her delve into kinky aspects of herself that she never knew existed.

Space to let
Don't end up crouching on your couch with your elbow cutting off the circulation in her arm. Make sure you're in a space that is comfortable and roomy so that you can maneuver freely. Places like the bed, a covered floor and even a nice dining room table are adequate. Now you both know that you're ultimately going to have sex, so I recommend that you delay penetration until she tells you, or rather begs you, to penetrate her.

Kiss her mouth, lick her neck, bite her back, chew her hips, and nibble on her breasts for as long as you can. Don't completely neglect her vagina, however, instead use your fingers on her clitoris to hit that G-spot that we all love so much. The idea is to treat her body as though it was specifically designed for you. You can lightly outline the silhouette of her body and then hold on to her hips while you lift her up to kiss her tummy. She'll be begging for it, trust me.

Better to be safe than warty
Now I don't want to hear any arguments on this one -- you must absolutely, positively use protection at all times. Even if she claims she's on the Pill, you still have to wear a condom because there's a lot more potential damage available than just a baby.

STDs are horrible and can even lead to death, and no night of passion is worth your funeral. I apologize for my bluntness, but I have to ensure that you understand that although a one-night stand is all about fun, you shouldn't have to worry about the possible dire consequences the morning after.

The downfall
Sex with a stranger can definitely be enticing, if not erotic as hell. But considering that you don't really know the depth of the person your sharing your sperm with (not mentally at least), you'll never really know what fulfills her. If she's a vocal woman who makes specific demands, then I guess I'll just have to eat my words.

Now, it's quite likely that she's aware that this is probably no more than just an orgasmic night of gratification, so you don't need to say things like, "I hope you know, this means nothing," or even, "I'll call you in the morning." Don't say anything at all about what it is or where it's heading; she's not stupid. If she asks, then be honest, but otherwise, just enjoy the moment.

Considering it's a one-night thing, why not make it as kinky, crazy and fulfilling as possible -- for both you and her? But be careful, because after you use these helpful tips I have provided, what you thought was a one-night stand may turn into 9 ½ Weeks .

Until next time, keep yourself clean and get ready to get dirty.

reminiscence

I'm a little used to calling outside your name
I won’t see you tonight so I can keep from going insane
But I don't know enough, I get some kinda lazy day
Hey yeah

I've been fabulous through to fight my town a name
I'll be stooped tomorrow if I don't leave as them both the same
But I don’t know enough, I get some kinda lazy day
Hey yeah

I'm a little used to wandering outside the rain
You can leave me tomorrow if it suits you just the same
But I don't know enough, I need someone who leaves the day
Hey yeah

Cause it's hard for me to lose
In my life I've found only time will tell
And I will figure out that we can baby
We can do a one night stand, yeah

And it's hard for me to lose in my life
I've found outside your skin right near the fire
That we can baby
We can change and feel alright

Free Loop – Daniel Powter

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

walk over me

Are you for real?
Are you yessing me to Death?
You get my humor
And baby, I'm amazed
Yeah, this must be my day
You're too good lookin'
There must be something wrong
I'm sure you're taken
I'm doing it again
But I don't want to screw myself

'Cause you're a little bit too nice
I look a little bit like hell
'Cause I'm a little overtired
And I'm a little overwhelmed
And you're a little bit too late
And it's a little bit too soon
And I'm a little bit too strange
For somebody like you
Walk Over Me

So far, So good
You proved me wrong again
But I'm not certain
So can we fill the space
With this awkward silence?

Oh, it feels a little bit too right
So I know it must be wrong
I wanna take you home tonight
But I'm trying to be strong
Oh, you know a little bit too much
And it's a little bit too fast
I don't have the best of luck
With making these things last

Oh, I'm just a little like my mom
I barely get a wink of sleep
And I will never lie to you
And your secrets I will keep
Oh, and you're a little bit like me
Think you're a little bit too smart
I'm a little bit weary
So please don't break my heart

Walk over me – dirtie blonde

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Kuantan

Kuantanhttp
miss my dev says:
elo sayang
cikli says:
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very hard to make a living nowadays...
cikli says:
so far nothing yet...
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cikli says:

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eat alot
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adios